william

Hey there, I'm [insert any name you like here] William.
I'm always available in the evenings for women or others who may be lonely and need some company or other services.
After all, I'm reasonably priced and you can't put a price on your happiness so give me a try. Even just reading my ad will hopefully put a smile on your dial.
Remember, it's your fantasy so I'll be whoever you want me to be baby....
By day, I'm busy with my work as a [insert any occupation you like here] project manager, but when the laptop closes and the workday ends, that's when the fun begins.
I'm all about finding balance—whether that means diving into a good [insert anything you like here] book, going on spontaneous hikes to discover new places (brothels or BDSM parties), or challenging myself in the kitchen to create something tasty (masturbate into the dough for the cream pie I'm making) or (have a sweaty sex session on the kitchen sink with my most recent lady (squirter) friend (fiend)).

In my downtime, I’m a bit of a movie (porn) buff and I still enjoy hitting the (glass pipe) dance floor (strip show and pole dance).
Although, I get a bit embarressed when everyone stares at me (jealous).

I love exploring new things (vagina and ass) and especially like to meet new people (the whole world is crazy).

I actually love to sit on the sofa with my favourite person (a beer or whiskey in one hand and smoke in the other) watching the football, cricket, tennis, golf, any kind of (only bedroom) sport.
I actually dislike all sports (unless masturbating to porn is a sport).
I do go to the gym at least five times a week (masturbation is the best cardiovascular workout)

I'm also, the most interesting (boring) person you'll ever meet. However, like they say, focus on your quality attributes (I have a big penis) and be positive about yourself (I know how to use it).

I'm always up for an adventure (sex, food, or sex and food) whether it’s a weekend getaway (dirty weekend in a suburban $49/night motel (or caravan park)), running an advertising campaign on this site, or trying out a new restaurant (eating vagina or ass) or cafe (ladyboy penis or men (must be rich) going through a midlife crisis).

Or I could just get lost (watching porn alone) in a new Netflix series on a chill night.

I’m a big believer in keeping things real (so will suck men's penis if they like it (trust me you'll like it) and have enough money) and enjoying the big and little moments (penises, asses, bodies) and making time for the people who matter (wealthy people). I think the best connections happen when (I connect my (big) penis to one of your orrifices) you can share a laugh over something silly or talk about the big (my penis) things in life over a cup of (wine) coffee or a cocktail or two (or three, or a dozen, or two dozen (depending on the mood)).

If you're someone who values fun times (I have a big penis), good conversation (I know how to use my big penis), a sense of humor (if my big penis is too much, I have clean manicured finger nails) and making the most out of life (my tongue knows its way around a vagina and ass), let's chat (I'll deepthroat you and simultaneously lick your balls (choke on your (only if it's hairless) penis (only after you cum in my mouth)).

Remember this,
Life is short.
You can't take your money with you.
GIVE, LOVE, LAUGH, LIVE
Enjoy life and stop sitting at home being lonely.
An evening or weekend with me will revitalise you. You'll be a changed person forever.
Spending a little of your cash now will allow you to live longer in the future.
I'll guarantee that one (my tongue knows its way around a vagina (or ass)), let's chat (get it on).

Who knows? We might just end up best friends and planning that next adventure together.
Seriously, you won't regret it (I have a big penis).
Over 250 working girls can't be wrong. "OMG, It's thicker than my wrist"

And any working girls remember, I have contiually contributed to your industry and I think it's fair that you return the favour by spending an hour with me.

And one last thing. Double girls won't cost you double in price. I'll do two girls for the price of one. So bring a friend and make it fast because I ran this ad on another site and the phone is going off already. Get in while you still can.
Call me, I'm waiting for you!!!